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        <![CDATA[Holy crap!!!  Get ready to witness history because this episode is the start of something amazing!!!  Far from just a comedy radio show Mat, Mike and Kristin step up to expose the ugly truth behind possibly the single most dangerous terrorist group on Earth: The Old People's Mafia.  This is a message to all the old people out there; we're coming for you, you old bastards!!!]]>
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      <title>Lost Episode Two: A Whale of a Good Time</title>
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        <![CDATA[Just in time for Valentine's Day (of 2008), learn what the rest of the country thinks about what Kristin calls "a fake holiday".  It's good to be back.]]>
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